do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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