I hope mine doesn't look like that
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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