I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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