12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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