Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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