Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Just high enough for therapy.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
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