If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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