i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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