I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
Randomize