I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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