Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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