great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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