I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
this boner is exhausting
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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