He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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