he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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