So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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