I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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