Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Porn is love you can see.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
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