If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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