My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
So apparently I’m into choking now
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