so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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