What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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