I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
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