it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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