I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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