We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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