careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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