if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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