Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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