After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
As shirtless as possible
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Randomize
