glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I CAN MOONWALK!
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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