i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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