May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
the condom got lost in my hair
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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