Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
