Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Swine flu. Run for my life!
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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