We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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