I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
we're making bets on your personal life
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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