Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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