Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Randomize
