Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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