im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
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