Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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