am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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