Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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