Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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