Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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