Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Randomize
