I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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