It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
His hands were made for my vagina.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
This couple is walking their pig around campus
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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