I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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