He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Randomize
