You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
