Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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