So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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